I'm so alt.....

I'm so alt I ride my fixie one handed through North Fitzroy with a vinyl record in a brown paper bag under my arm.

I'm so alt I sit in the park across the road from my house loading live Bon Iver videos on YouTube and drinking cider.

I'm so alt I walk to shows drinking longnecks of Coopers Green while postering for my bands' upcoming show.

I'm so alt I sit at work at my mixing console and post blogs in between bands.

I did all these things.